At twenty-one years of age, Chanyeol was a virgin not by choice but by necessity. Was it necessity? Whatever it was called when he only hadn't gotten some before now because he had so much work, so much to do - not at all because not only did his 'explosive chemistry' mean that he could make friends with an actual potato if called upon to, it also acted as a compass that led him straight to the heart of a girl's friendzone. Every single time, without fail. It was like he did it on purpose, but he wouldn't even notice it'd happened until suddenly he had another female friend telling him you're such a sweetheart, I'd love to date someone like you. Someone like him. Apparently the fact that the real, actual him was painfully single and right in front of them just never crossed their minds. So at twenty-one years of age, he was still a virgin, by whatever that was.
Or, no. Had been. Had been a virgin until just a few minutes ago. He'd even lost his title of painfully single - because now he was just in pain.
Kris had been undeniably sweet about the whole thing, of course. But then in Chanyeol's opinion, Kris was always sweet, and that was only a little bit because he knew the older member had always had a soft spot for him the size of Florida. Or of Canada, to be more apt. Maybe. Which one of those was bigger, again? Very big, anyway. He'd never known exactly why, even despite that one time when Kibum had laughed and said it was so obvious, because there could have been actual neon signs and he would've had trouble noticing between trying to tell himself that he didn't lean that way at all and pretending that his roommate didn't kind of give him butterflies. It had been how long, now? And he'd only ever managed to get over one of those things. Luckily it had been the one that had once resulted in the most awkward boner of his life, in the middle of a restaurant as Baekhyun obliviously licked melting ice cream off his fingers. Losing that made room in his heart for some big dumb Chinese guy to cheerfully wander on in.
Big being the operative word, as his sore body reminded him now. And it had been enjoying itself so much a minute ago. Fickle thing.
"Ow," Chanyeol winced as he shifted, his lower back singing with pain. With one eye half-closed, his attempt at a smile came out as more of a grimace - but knowing that it did made him laugh, and there, that was much better. "I think you broke me..."
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Or, no. Had been. Had been a virgin until just a few minutes ago. He'd even lost his title of painfully single - because now he was just in pain.
Kris had been undeniably sweet about the whole thing, of course. But then in Chanyeol's opinion, Kris was always sweet, and that was only a little bit because he knew the older member had always had a soft spot for him the size of Florida. Or of Canada, to be more apt. Maybe. Which one of those was bigger, again? Very big, anyway. He'd never known exactly why, even despite that one time when Kibum had laughed and said it was so obvious, because there could have been actual neon signs and he would've had trouble noticing between trying to tell himself that he didn't lean that way at all and pretending that his roommate didn't kind of give him butterflies. It had been how long, now? And he'd only ever managed to get over one of those things. Luckily it had been the one that had once resulted in the most awkward boner of his life, in the middle of a restaurant as Baekhyun obliviously licked melting ice cream off his fingers. Losing that made room in his heart for some big dumb Chinese guy to cheerfully wander on in.
Big being the operative word, as his sore body reminded him now. And it had been enjoying itself so much a minute ago. Fickle thing.
"Ow," Chanyeol winced as he shifted, his lower back singing with pain. With one eye half-closed, his attempt at a smile came out as more of a grimace - but knowing that it did made him laugh, and there, that was much better. "I think you broke me..."